To Be Added To Previous Blog

In a previous blog I mentioned my coworker’s tendency to come up with new, fascinating expressions. I’m trying to figure out how to keep lists on this site – I haven’t figured it out yet… But anyway.
Her latest cursewords/expressions:

“Mother Macaully Liberal Arts!”
“So so, suck your toe – all the way to Mexico…as they say…”

In describing the messy attachment file on her desktop:
“Are you kidding me? My attachment file looks like fibber magee and molly’s closet!”

And in asking if we had any more “high profile” prospective students today:
“Do we have any more feather merchants today?”

In addressing a delivery person: “Hail fellow well met!”

A word for the folks who screw up the copy machine: “Spazzlinskies”

To express that something is well done: “Perfecta Garcia!” (apparently a cigar reference)

She was commenting on a picture of a woman’s bad haircut. She says that long grey hair is not attractive because it sticks out like crazy and doesn’t look good. She said, “She’s obviously good looking and in good shape. She’s got on the sleeveless shirt there.”
She said that just because you’re a little older doesn’t mean you have to “fold your tent.”

Today we were talking about how much work we have right now and she just said, “Well, as my husband used to say, ‘And while you’re at it, put a broom in your ass and sweep the floor.'”

“Oh, I was one of ten growing up but, you know, I was the oldest girl. Please, my two older brothers were just like tits on a bull. Useless.”

As a way of saying someone is wealthy, “No tag days for that guy”